Location: Baltimore St, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.6/5Description: I’m giving her a 4.1 and her unborn baby a 0.5.
Honestly, that has to suck for that woman - Never knowing whether it’s a bad batch or morning sickness, having to buy more dope because your kid keeps stealing your high, etc.
Can you imagine the tough decisions she’s going to have to make in five months when she has to decide between using the methadone to ween her newborn off the opiate addiction or catch a shitty-high while she waits for her next SSI check?

Location: Baltimore St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.6/5
Description: I’m giving her a 4.1 and her unborn baby a 0.5.

Honestly, that has to suck for that woman - Never knowing whether it’s a bad batch or morning sickness, having to buy more dope because your kid keeps stealing your high, etc.

Can you imagine the tough decisions she’s going to have to make in five months when she has to decide between using the methadone to ween her newborn off the opiate addiction or catch a shitty-high while she waits for her next SSI check?



Twitter > Facebook

Facebook was understandably upset about that last post… Even though this is an 18+ site that shit was truly nasty and they decided to take it down.

Twitter apparently has bigger balls and kept that shit up. Follow me on Twitter - @tgohbaltimore - and don’t miss a thing.


Location: Baltimore, MDRating: MY EYES MY EYES!!!Description: Best crab cakes in town.

Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: MY EYES MY EYES!!!
Description: Best crab cakes in town.


First submission and Month of Meme just took a dark turn…

First submission and Month of Meme just took a dark turn…


Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 2.9/5Caption (from submitter): Oh, it must be the first of the month already?!

Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Caption (from submitter): Oh, it must be the first of the month already?!


Location: Unknown but it’s safe to say Baltimore…Rating: 3.4/5Description: So let me get this straight… The chick in the soft cast leaned her crutches against the wall, sat in a comfy trash-day office chair and shot up some liquid nighttime before dozing off peacefully on a soft bed of shattered dreams?
Makes perfect sense to me! Took a shit-ton of points off for lying down, but I gotta say, I like her style of doing it!

Location: Unknown but it’s safe to say Baltimore…
Rating: 3.4/5
Description: So let me get this straight… The chick in the soft cast leaned her crutches against the wall, sat in a comfy trash-day office chair and shot up some liquid nighttime before dozing off peacefully on a soft bed of shattered dreams?

Makes perfect sense to me! Took a shit-ton of points off for lying down, but I gotta say, I like her style of doing it!



Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 4.2/5Description: I don’t usually call them out, but this one has to be fake. You mean to tell me that this is Baltimore and there are no weeds cracking up through the pavement? The curb looks like it’s not cracking and falling into the road and it looks like the street has been paved in the last 50 years. Bullshit.

Except for the chick with the crazy neck who looks like she could have crawled out of a TV in “The Ring”, I don’t see anything in this picture that reminds me of home.

Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.2/5
Description: I don’t usually call them out, but this one has to be fake. You mean to tell me that this is Baltimore and there are no weeds cracking up through the pavement? The curb looks like it’s not cracking and falling into the road and it looks like the street has been paved in the last 50 years. Bullshit.

Except for the chick with the crazy neck who looks like she could have crawled out of a TV in “The Ring”, I don’t see anything in this picture that reminds me of home.


Location: Brooklyn, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.9/5Description: This is the most pathetic lean I think I’ve ever seen… If I was driving that car I would get out and make her do some laps until she learns to take her heroin like she means it.I only gave her as high a score as I did because her fresh take on the whole “Get hooked on smack, lose all your friends and alienate family, years later die broke, friendless and alone because some 15-year-old kids decided mixing with rat poison with his package would make him $20 more” with the much more simple “Get high. Take Chevy bumper to the dome.” Bravo. Fucking brilliant.

Location: Brooklyn, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Description: This is the most pathetic lean I think I’ve ever seen… If I was driving that car I would get out and make her do some laps until she learns to take her heroin like she means it.

I only gave her as high a score as I did because her fresh take on the whole “Get hooked on smack, lose all your friends and alienate family, years later die broke, friendless and alone because some 15-year-old kids decided mixing with rat poison with his package would make him $20 more” with the much more simple “Get high. Take Chevy bumper to the dome.” Bravo. Fucking brilliant.