Location: Patapsco Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MDRating: 3.2/5Description: Sledge-O-Matic sales must have really dropped off, because Gallagher is not looking so hot these days.

Location: Patapsco Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.2/5
Description: Sledge-O-Matic sales must have really dropped off, because Gallagher is not looking so hot these days.


Little help for reader in Portland

I have a reader in the Portland area who is looking to kick the habit. If you’re from Portland please send me a facebook message (or post it publicly for all I care, it’s staying anonymous) and lets see if we can’t help her make this site a stroll down memory lane instead of her daily commute.


Location: Philly, PARating:  3.0/5Description: Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Location: Philly, PA
Rating:  3.0/5
Description: Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!


Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.9/5Description: Is it just me, or does it look like the thing from Alien is about to bust out of his gut?
Extra points for managing to keep a farmers tan while apparently being prone to popping off his shirt to show off his sweet guns. Points off for just being a drunk slob and not actually having a fling with sweet lady H.

Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Description: Is it just me, or does it look like the thing from Alien is about to bust out of his gut?

Extra points for managing to keep a farmers tan while apparently being prone to popping off his shirt to show off his sweet guns. Points off for just being a drunk slob and not actually having a fling with sweet lady H.


Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.7/5Description: Did anyone else notice that this dude’s Walkman pissed itself?

Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: Did anyone else notice that this dude’s Walkman pissed itself?



Location: Pratt and Arlington, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.7/5Description: Worst. squirrel dance. ever.

Location: Pratt and Arlington, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.7/5
Description: Worst. squirrel dance. ever.


Location: Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: Now that’s some orioles magic! 
(*NOTE* They were kind enough to make sure Vanilla Ice and his girlfriend Ricki were alive before staging the picture.)

Location: Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: Now that’s some orioles magic! 

(*NOTE* They were kind enough to make sure Vanilla Ice and his girlfriend Ricki were alive before staging the picture.)


Location: Convention Center, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.6/5Description: It’s spring break at Zombie U and the girls are going wild! Then again, everyday is spring break when you drop out of school in the 5th grade.

Location: Convention Center, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.6/5
Description: It’s spring break at Zombie U and the girls are going wild! Then again, everyday is spring break when you drop out of school in the 5th grade.


Location: Middle River, MDRating: 3.8/5Description: This rating could change drastically depending on whether the clothes are coming off or on. Since it would take a time-lapse camera to figure it out I decided to shoot for the middle and give him a semi-decent rating.

Location: Middle River, MD
Rating: 3.8/5
Description: This rating could change drastically depending on whether the clothes are coming off or on. Since it would take a time-lapse camera to figure it out I decided to shoot for the middle and give him a semi-decent rating.