Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: Cheer up droopy, you’re high!

Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: Cheer up droopy, you’re high!


Location: Olde Kensington, Philadelphia PA
Rating: 4.4/5
Description: What’s this dude waiting for? If this dude had any balls he’d pop that shirt off and run through the lush green grass of a Philly sidewalk like you’re Mary Fuckin’ Poppins. Minus half a point for being a little bitch and wussing out.


Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.8/5Description: I fucking love Baltimore. Black, white, young and old there is one thing we can all agree on… Junkie are fucking hilarious. GO RAVENS!!

Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.8/5
Description: I fucking love Baltimore. Black, white, young and old there is one thing we can all agree on… Junkie are fucking hilarious. GO RAVENS!!


Location: Patapsco Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MDRating: 3.2/5Description: Sledge-O-Matic sales must have really dropped off, because Gallagher is not looking so hot these days.

Location: Patapsco Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.2/5
Description: Sledge-O-Matic sales must have really dropped off, because Gallagher is not looking so hot these days.


Little help for reader in Portland

I have a reader in the Portland area who is looking to kick the habit. If you’re from Portland please send me a facebook message (or post it publicly for all I care, it’s staying anonymous) and lets see if we can’t help her make this site a stroll down memory lane instead of her daily commute.


Location: Philly, PARating:  3.0/5Description: Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Location: Philly, PA
Rating:  3.0/5
Description: Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!


Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.9/5Description: Is it just me, or does it look like the thing from Alien is about to bust out of his gut?
Extra points for managing to keep a farmers tan while apparently being prone to popping off his shirt to show off his sweet guns. Points off for just being a drunk slob and not actually having a fling with sweet lady H.

Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Description: Is it just me, or does it look like the thing from Alien is about to bust out of his gut?

Extra points for managing to keep a farmers tan while apparently being prone to popping off his shirt to show off his sweet guns. Points off for just being a drunk slob and not actually having a fling with sweet lady H.


Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.7/5Description: Did anyone else notice that this dude’s Walkman pissed itself?

Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: Did anyone else notice that this dude’s Walkman pissed itself?



Location: Pratt and Arlington, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.7/5Description: Worst. squirrel dance. ever.

Location: Pratt and Arlington, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.7/5
Description: Worst. squirrel dance. ever.