Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.9/5Description: Is it just me, or does it look like the thing from Alien is about to bust out of his gut?
Extra points for managing to keep a farmers tan while apparently being prone to popping off his shirt to show off his sweet guns. Points off for just being a drunk slob and not actually having a fling with sweet lady H.

Location: 200 Block East Madison, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.9/5
Description: Is it just me, or does it look like the thing from Alien is about to bust out of his gut?

Extra points for managing to keep a farmers tan while apparently being prone to popping off his shirt to show off his sweet guns. Points off for just being a drunk slob and not actually having a fling with sweet lady H.


Location: Baltimore, MDRating: 3.7/5Description: Did anyone else notice that this dude’s Walkman pissed itself?

Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.7/5
Description: Did anyone else notice that this dude’s Walkman pissed itself?



Location: Pratt and Arlington, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.7/5Description: Worst. squirrel dance. ever.

Location: Pratt and Arlington, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.7/5
Description: Worst. squirrel dance. ever.


Location: Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: Now that’s some orioles magic! 
(*NOTE* They were kind enough to make sure Vanilla Ice and his girlfriend Ricki were alive before staging the picture.)

Location: Light Rail Stop, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: Now that’s some orioles magic! 

(*NOTE* They were kind enough to make sure Vanilla Ice and his girlfriend Ricki were alive before staging the picture.)


Location: Convention Center, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.6/5Description: It’s spring break at Zombie U and the girls are going wild! Then again, everyday is spring break when you drop out of school in the 5th grade.

Location: Convention Center, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.6/5
Description: It’s spring break at Zombie U and the girls are going wild! Then again, everyday is spring break when you drop out of school in the 5th grade.


Location: Middle River, MDRating: 3.8/5Description: This rating could change drastically depending on whether the clothes are coming off or on. Since it would take a time-lapse camera to figure it out I decided to shoot for the middle and give him a semi-decent rating.

Location: Middle River, MD
Rating: 3.8/5
Description: This rating could change drastically depending on whether the clothes are coming off or on. Since it would take a time-lapse camera to figure it out I decided to shoot for the middle and give him a semi-decent rating.


Location: Pratt and Ann, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.2/5 
Description: Bo and Luke were running something stronger than Uncle Jessie’s moonshine that day.


Location: East Point Mall, Dundalk, MD Rating: 3.4/5 Description: Does this count as co-sleeping?

Location: East Point Mall, Dundalk, MD
Rating: 3.4/5 
Description: Does this count as co-sleeping?


Location: Baltimore St, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.6/5Description: I’m giving her a 4.1 and her unborn baby a 0.5.
Honestly, that has to suck for that woman - Never knowing whether it’s a bad batch or morning sickness, having to buy more dope because your kid keeps stealing your high, etc.
Can you imagine the tough decisions she’s going to have to make in five months when she has to decide between using the methadone to ween her newborn off the opiate addiction or catch a shitty-high while she waits for her next SSI check?

Location: Baltimore St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.6/5
Description: I’m giving her a 4.1 and her unborn baby a 0.5.

Honestly, that has to suck for that woman - Never knowing whether it’s a bad batch or morning sickness, having to buy more dope because your kid keeps stealing your high, etc.

Can you imagine the tough decisions she’s going to have to make in five months when she has to decide between using the methadone to ween her newborn off the opiate addiction or catch a shitty-high while she waits for her next SSI check?