Location: York Road, Baltimore Rating: 4.2/5 Description: Nice walker. All I can think when looking at this pic is “Thank God that thing has brakes…”.

Location: York Road, Baltimore
Rating: 4.2/5 
Description: Nice walker. All I can think when looking at this pic is “Thank God that thing has brakes…”.


Location: Brooklyn, MDRating: 4.1/5Description: This is an HOV lane… High On eVery-fucking-thing.

Location: Brooklyn, MD
Rating: 4.1/5
Description: This is an HOV lane… High On eVery-fucking-thing.


Location: Unknown (probably Baltimore) Rating: 4.6/5 Description: Not sure if this is cheating or double points. Either way, this is true friendship which will never be broken… until one of them stabs the other over H later this week.
(courtesy of Jamie via Facebook)

Location: Unknown (probably Baltimore)
Rating: 4.6/5 
Description: Not sure if this is cheating or double points. Either way, this is true friendship which will never be broken… until one of them stabs the other over H later this week.

(courtesy of Jamie via Facebook)


Location: Unknown (Probably Baltimore)Rating: 1.7/5 Description: At least he’s not sleeping on the concrete like a bum. What are those, boat shoes? Is this how the one percent gets blasted?? I can here the conversation now: “I have a splendid idea, we can take the yacht up to Baltimore for the weekend and then huff gas at a construction site until one of us passes out.” "Smashing idea Worthington, I’ll fetch the decanter for my favorite 93 octane." (Picture Coutesy of Shalom via Facebook)

Location: Unknown (Probably Baltimore)
Rating: 1.7/5 
Description: At least he’s not sleeping on the concrete like a bum.

What are those, boat shoes? Is this how the one percent gets blasted??

I can here the conversation now: “I have a splendid idea, we can take the yacht up to Baltimore for the weekend and then huff gas at a construction site until one of us passes out.”

"Smashing idea Worthington, I’ll fetch the decanter for my favorite 93 octane."

(Picture Coutesy of Shalom via Facebook)


Location: Rofo parking lot, Eastern Ave and Kane Street Rating: 2.8/5 Description: If I could suck my own dick I’d paint flames on the side of my truck too.

Location: Rofo parking lot, Eastern Ave and Kane Street
Rating: 2.8/5 
Description: If I could suck my own dick I’d paint flames on the side of my truck too.


Location: Random Subway Station, New York City Rating: 3.2/5 Description: I know exactly what’s going through this guy’s head right now. He’s thinking, “Shit… How pissed are my kids going to be when I tell them I lost Grandma.”
We’ve all been there man. Just put some posters up around town and offer a reward.

Location: Random Subway Station, New York City
Rating: 3.2/5 
Description: I know exactly what’s going through this guy’s head right now. He’s thinking, “Shit… How pissed are my kids going to be when I tell them I lost Grandma.”

We’ve all been there man. Just put some posters up around town and offer a reward.


(Courtesy of James via Facebook)

(Courtesy of James via Facebook)


Location: Eastern Ave, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.1/5 Description: This dude rubbed way too much on… WAY too much.

Location: Eastern Ave, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.1/5 
Description: This dude rubbed way too much on… WAY too much.


So this happened… A cop got his car stuck on the stairs in Patterson Park last week. Ever wonder how all those genius high school dropout dealers manage to outsmart these guys?

So this happened… A cop got his car stuck on the stairs in Patterson Park last week. Ever wonder how all those genius high school dropout dealers manage to outsmart these guys?


Location: Dublin, Ireland Rating: 2.4/5Description: All the way from across the pond… I had no idea that anyone outside of Baltimore read this site, although with over 6,000 readers I’m pretty sure I tapped out the literate Baltimoreans a few hundred likes ago.
Sure, he’s sitting and possible just drunk, but I still rated him because in my mind this dude yelled “PARKOUR” before passing out.

Location: Dublin, Ireland
Rating: 2.4/5
Description: All the way from across the pond… I had no idea that anyone outside of Baltimore read this site, although with over 6,000 readers I’m pretty sure I tapped out the literate Baltimoreans a few hundred likes ago.

Sure, he’s sitting and possible just drunk, but I still rated him because in my mind this dude yelled “PARKOUR” before passing out.