This blog comes out of Baltimore, MD and is a real depiction of heroin addicts wandering city streets in a wacked-out, semi-conscious state. My wife and I were always amazed at the ability of these malnourished zombies to somehow stay vertical in ways that are both gravity defying and mind boggling.
With that in mind we created this site to rate some of the better (and worse) junkies we see on a day to day basis and give them the credit they deserve. Ratings are given between 1 and 5 and scores are affected by both amount of inebriation as well as skill level at remaining vertical against all odds.
Feel free to submit your own local variations, however, I highly doubt they will compare to the local talent which Baltimore has to offer.