Location: Boston, MA
Description: The only thing which disappoints me more than the O’s not making it to the playoffs this year is having to watch Boston in the world series. It’s not that I have anywhere near the hatred for the Sox as I do the Yankees, it’s just that if their team does well there is a greater chance I’ll have to put up with their annoying fans next year in Camden Yards.
When Boston has a good season they flood Camden Yards the next year and I inevitably end up sitting next to some yuppie asshole and his pasty-white spawn with some fucking Ikea name like Madison or Tanner. Every damn time they are in town and I also have the pleasure of overhearing the same fucking trite conversations with their kids about how dangerous Baltimore is because they saw half an episode of The Wire once.
Listen Boston, I get it. We have a fucking awesome park which isn’t shaped like a rorschach test, so of course you want to visit. Just stop talking shit about my city when you’re here, and for God’s sake get your kids some sun!!