Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MDRating: 3.1/5Description: This submission pulls the curtain back a little and shows the dude warming up his spike before liftoff. This zombie is particularly lacking in give-a-shit. While all is fair in love and heroin, shooting up in broad daylight is still consider a faux pas, even in Baltimore.

Location: Inner Harbor, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 3.1/5
Description: This submission pulls the curtain back a little and shows the dude warming up his spike before liftoff. This zombie is particularly lacking in give-a-shit. While all is fair in love and heroin, shooting up in broad daylight is still consider a faux pas, even in Baltimore.


Location: E Baltimore St and Ellwood, Baltimore, MDRating: 4.3/5Description: She’s not on heroin, she’s just doubled over in grief after hearing that Santoni’s in Highlandtown is closing down. Without Rob Santoni around who is going to take her federally funded food stamps and then bitch about taxes?!

Location: E Baltimore St and Ellwood, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.3/5
Description: She’s not on heroin, she’s just doubled over in grief after hearing that Santoni’s in Highlandtown is closing down. Without Rob Santoni around who is going to take her federally funded food stamps and then bitch about taxes?!


Location: President Street, Baltimore, MDRating: 2.4/5Description: If Forrest Gump and The Walking Dead got together to make a movie, I’m pretty sure this would be the opening scene. 

Location: President Street, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 2.4/5
Description: If Forrest Gump and The Walking Dead got together to make a movie, I’m pretty sure this would be the opening scene. 


Location: Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable MentionDescription: Hey, check out my handlebar mustache! Only an honorable mention because, well, she’s not on heroin. Still it’s definitely a funny pic of a rough commute. I HATE it when strangers fall asleep on me on the bus/train/airplane, so don’t hold back if you have any funny pictures of this happening to you!

Location: Baltimore, MD
Rating: Honorable Mention
Description: Hey, check out my handlebar mustache! 

Only an honorable mention because, well, she’s not on heroin. Still it’s definitely a funny pic of a rough commute. I HATE it when strangers fall asleep on me on the bus/train/airplane, so don’t hold back if you have any funny pictures of this happening to you!


Location: Walmart, Washington, D.C.Rating: 2.3/5Description: I find this picture completely irresponsible! I mean the government has been shut down for two weeks, this congressman should be working to end that!

Location: Walmart, Washington, D.C.
Rating: 2.3/5
Description: I find this picture completely irresponsible! I mean the government has been shut down for two weeks, this congressman should be working to end that!


Location: Lexington Market, Baltimore, MD
Rating: 4.6/5
Description: This video is on YouTube with the title “Queen of Lean” which, now that I think of it, is kind of catchy.

To the casual reader they may be surprised at the good Samaritan trying to help out the leaner, but to any true Baltimorean this shouldn’t come as a surprise. We look out for one another, and even the asshole who writes this blog has been known to help out strangers in need from time to time (met some of my favorite friends by driving them to the hospital).

Unfortunately, what also doesn’t surprise anyone in Baltimore is the complete bitchy way this junkie dismissed this dude and then storms off in a huff because he dared interrupt her public nap-time. Now there is some Baltimore Charm.


T-shirt design #3. My tagline on an epic flower-pot leaner.

T-shirt design #3. My tagline on an epic flower-pot leaner.


T-shirt design #2. Explaining the site with stick figures.

T-shirt design #2. Explaining the site with stick figures.


I’m posting t-shirt designs this week on my Facebook page, this is the first of three. Make sure to like, comment or share the design that you like the best, and may the best lean win!

I’m posting t-shirt designs this week on my Facebook page, this is the first of three. Make sure to like, comment or share the design that you like the best, and may the best lean win!


Location: Cross and Light St, Baltimore, MDRating: Honorable MentionDescription: Looks like National Geographic is not above the downturn and had to let some of their photographers go. That is the ONLY plausible explanation for why a picture of this quality would ever grace the pages of TGOH. 
At first glace this looks like a crime scene, but after looking at the shoes and running pants I’m pretty sure this is just some dude trying to squeeze ten weeks of training for the Baltimore marathon into a weekend run the week before. Believe me, I’ve been there and if anyone reading this is even considering running the marathon but doesn’t have time for months of dedication and training I have a one day training plan that works wonders:
1. Wake up the morning of the marathon having not run in over six months.2. Take about 5000mg of Motrin and duct tape your nipples, feet, ball-sack and basically any other body part which could possible rub against fabric or skin.3. Run the marathon.4. Use the 30 minutes of euphoria after the finish to call loved ones and cancel all activities for the next month.5. Wait for ambulance to arrive.
And with those five easy steps you too can be a Marathon runner! Works every time… most of the time.

Location: Cross and Light St, Baltimore, MD
Rating: Honorable Mention
Description: Looks like National Geographic is not above the downturn and had to let some of their photographers go. That is the ONLY plausible explanation for why a picture of this quality would ever grace the pages of TGOH. 

At first glace this looks like a crime scene, but after looking at the shoes and running pants I’m pretty sure this is just some dude trying to squeeze ten weeks of training for the Baltimore marathon into a weekend run the week before. Believe me, I’ve been there and if anyone reading this is even considering running the marathon but doesn’t have time for months of dedication and training I have a one day training plan that works wonders:

1. Wake up the morning of the marathon having not run in over six months.
2. Take about 5000mg of Motrin and duct tape your nipples, feet, ball-sack and basically any other body part which could possible rub against fabric or skin.
3. Run the marathon.
4. Use the 30 minutes of euphoria after the finish to call loved ones and cancel all activities for the next month.
5. Wait for ambulance to arrive.

And with those five easy steps you too can be a Marathon runner! Works every time… most of the time.