Location: Blue Moon Diner, Fells Point, Baltimore, MD
Rating: Honorable Mention
Description: Most drug/alcohol induced street-sleepers are mangy, disheveled, hot-piles-of-mess. That is why this guy is so unique. Even though his head kept sliding off his hand and bouncing off the bench, he felt it necessary to keep appearances and force himself back into his non-gravity friendly passing out position.
I’d imagine if he were a burglar he’d be one of those really nice ones which would leave a note like “sorry for the mess” or say “please” and “thank you” as he ties the owners up. But alas, the only crime he’s committing on this day is public intoxication, and due to his long sleeves and tidy appearance I’m forced to just give him an honorable mention.