Location: Baltimore, MD
Description: Ummm… Dude, XYZ. This is a standard Baltimore-zombie wardrobe malfunction. In most places this guy would be in jail with a sex offense, but in Baltimore this guy could run for city council with this pic (and win in district 9 depending on who his mother is…).
While this may be one of the most hilarious photos that have been submitted to date, I have to take some points off because the wheel lock is on. This is like going surfing in a wave pool, or boxing with headgear. Sure, he’s wasted and hanging-out with his wang-out, but he’s planned this out for a “safe enjoyable day out on the town”. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good effort, but if you really want to chase the dragon you gotta take your foot off the break.