Location: Patterson Park Ave and Preston St, Broadway East, Baltimore, MD
Description: It’s laundry day in Baltimore! In other cities you probably wash your clothes by putting them in a “machine” with “soap and water” but in Baltimore we are so badass we don’t waste our money on that shit. In Baltimore the process goes something like this:
1. Get change for $5 all in quarters.
2. Pay that $5 in quarters to a corner-boy slinging red tops.
3. Shoot smack and stumble around all day - Fuck the laundry!
This video was nearly perfect, but once again I take issue with the subject using the bag to anchor himself in place. When you’re dancing with sweet lady H it’s not polite to let your laundry cut in.