Location: Lexington Market,Downtown, Baltimore, MD
Description: Ever wonder when you’ve hit rock bottom? Well, thanks to modern technology and a reader with a good eye, this guy will never have to wonder.
I’m of course not referring to this man sleeping on the street with his head in a bucket of chicken, but of this man’s choice to buy Kentucky GRILLED chicken like a bulimic bitch counting her calories. What, you want to live forever pussy? Grow some balls next time and order the good shit battered in pure awesome and fried in the liquid of the gods.
I’m taking a full point off for that faux-pas, and I better not see that kind of blatant regard for personal safety again or this is moving to an honorable mention.