Location: Royal Farms, Washington Blvd and Monroe, Baltimore, MD
Description: Reason #524 Baltimore is better than your city: Royal Farms
Sure, most cities have a decent convenience store chain, a cheap gas station, and a fried chicken shop which will stop your heart and put a smile on your face. But I’ll bet you a box of Berger Cookies they don’t have all three under one greasy roof.
The only downside I’ve seen to this amazing business model is that the combination of lottery tickets, cigarettes and cheap fried chicken make it a bug light for zombies, who - like this guy - make it tough to get service when they can’t see over the counter.
Note: If you’re planning on writing in and letting me know WaWa is better you can stop now. Sure, I love getting drunk and mashing a touchscreen and getting the best turkey and cream cheese sub of my life, but it doesn’t come close to the joy of getting chicken you literally have to double bag so it doesn’t fall though.